With all the recent monkey attacks happening lately around the world I thought it would be a good to take a look at how to avoid these dangerous primates. The video is not in English so will provide a breakdown for you all.
1. Stay away from packs of monkeys. They are very dangerous in groups. They will develop a pack mentality and lose any fear of retribution and attack. One on one they are much more docile.
2. Do not wear expensive sneakers or flashy jewelry around them. They are attracted to these types of items and will steal them from you.
3. If the monkey is armed do not approach or try to befriend it.
4. I repeat, do not. Please do not wave bananas at the monkeys. This seems to irritate them and drive them into a mad feeding frenzy.
5. Beware of the president monkey (Sorry I meant leader monkey). He does not care about your welfare. Only the welfare of his fellow monkeys.
6. If you are a police officer be very careful around monkeys. They seem to hate the uniform and will launch an all out offensive on you.
By following these simple steps you should be able to avoid monkey attacks in the future. I apologize if I got any of the language wrong. Please correct me of I made a mistake. Regards and keep safe out there.
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